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Joe And His Better Half Sneak Out Of Town

Joe never thought of himself as a hero, but many other people thought that he was certainly a hero. Joe always thought of himself as your average person with a great job that allowed him to do the job that he loved and that was fighting fires. The problem was that one day the community paper decided to turn him into a hero because he had saved a little girl from a burning house.

After a couple of weeks he could not even purchase his own meal because people were giving him everything that he wanted for free. As he went out on town with his wife one night she quickly discovered that she could not be seen with him even because of all the questions. Some of those questions would even be about her favorite pair of pearl izumi shorts. She normally ignored them, but on occasion she would answer the questions just to give people something to talk about.

That was when Joe decided that him and his wife wold do something they had always dreamed of doing and that was to take a vacation. The vacation would be one that they could finally use the mongoose mountain bike the local bike shop had given them both.

Since they had received that item they had never been able to use them before, but the time seemed right now. They were heading South into the warm retreats of the mountain air. He knew that the air would do him good and would really help calm their old fraying nerves, but the people of the town would be missing them the entire time that they were gone.

Considering that later on they would be lost these they decided to hide a little fact from them. That fact was they were going to move down into the mountains to live. The men and women of the township gasped at the thought of Joe and his wife leaving, but knew they had to accept the fact. These people recognized that it had been always the desire for Joe to leave, nevertheless they never thought he would leave the state.

Before he left though he promised that him and his wife would purchase one lasting item from each store in town. That was not going to cost them that much since many of the stores had went out of business with the economic downturn, but his favorite store was the bike shop. He had noticed they had just received a shipment in of diamondback bikes and he wanted to surprise his wife with one of them.

Joe decided that they would leave town in the middle of the night. Then they would not have to worry about people stopping them all the time. They knew that the townspeople would try to stop and talk them out of it, but tonight Joe knew that he would be leaving behind and old life and moving on to a new one that he would love just as much.

Joe’s Ridge Mountain Biking Trail – Fruita, CO


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